I must lie down where all the ladders start
In the foul rag and bone shop of the heart

Young but old-feeling, novel-writing nobody; a sucker for cityscapes.
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just typed ‘hold’ into my itunes and i swear it made a playlist all its own omg who kenw the power of hold

is it seriously raining right now

guy that lived down the hall from me freshman year making out with constantly annoyed and irksome girl from my bio-calc II class in front of my desk at work
AHH I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS
Put down the PBJ, put up your hands. I am the Weight Watchers Sheriff.

Rev Run talking to his wife when I turned on the television

What the fuck happened to the world 

Why

A curious trend

In 100% of the movies starring or co-starring Steve Buscemi that I’ve watched in the last three days, someone has lost an ear. 

???

I drink Appy Fizz much of the night and go south in the winter.
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Another 1.3 liters never hurt anyone, right? Guys?

…guys?
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how are real scientists not more pissed that ‘Flubber’ happened?

Anyone??

OH YEAH HIS ROBOT FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM AND CANCELS HIS WEDDING WHAT A BITCH